[閒聊] 連我前男友都認不出我
這系列文看下來忍不住要出賣自己XD
話說我從小到大的長相一直都變化超大
所以深深自豪一個特殊技能就是---
走在路上很難被認出來XDDD
不只是不同時期的同學
有時因為有無化妝的差別 現在的朋友也無法認出來
所以遇到認識的人卻不想寒喧想耍自閉時
只要我不主動開口招呼 就算對到眼都沒關係XD
有一次蠻扯的是我在餐廳打工時
有一桌客人是一對男女 幫他們點餐時眼角餘光覺得男生很面熟
抬頭一看發現是某任前男友!
但是他用一種對不熟的人的親切眼光(好難解釋)看著我
我尷尬的說是你阿 哈囉
結果對方很熱情的說 哇我就知道我認識你!可是我們在哪裡認識的阿?
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我乾笑的說啊哈哈你想不起來嗎然後默默走掉
後來整個用餐時間只要我經過 他就會不死心地問我到底是誰
我都一直微笑不答 一直到最後他們用完餐要離開
幫忙開門的我就說 你真的想知道我是誰嗎?
對方熱切的點頭 於是我用他女伴也聽得到的音量說
我是你前女友呀(燦笑)
那位前男友瞬間垮掉的難看表情我到現在都還記得XDDDDDDDDDDDD
不過也實在不能怪那個男生 雖然他很扯
但是我自己的長相變化的確很誇張就是了XD
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